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Q: What part of London is in France?
A: "N".
Q: What has a big mouth yet cannot talk?
A: a jar.
Q: What has four eyes yet can not see?
A: Mississippi.
Q: What has a mouth, Yet does not speak and a bed yet does not sleep?
A: a River.
Q: What smells in flower shop?
A: your nose.
Q: What has a bark yet does not bite?
A: a tree.
Q: What room can no one enter ?
A: mushroom.
Q: What man can lift things without even touching them?
A: a farmer.
Q: Why is there no such things as a whole day?
A: Cause every morning Day breaks.
Q: The more you take away the bigger it gets?
A: A hole.
Q: What has 3 feet yet cannot walk?
A: a yard.
Q: what is the smallest bridge?
A: the bridge of your nose.
Q: Why is the island like the letter "T"?
A: it is in the middle of water.
Q: What can you hold with using your hands?
A: your breathe.
Q: When does Thursday come before Wednesday?
A: in a Dictionary.
Q: What do you call a cat that drinks lemonade?
A: a sourpuss.
Q: Why are barns noisy?
A: Cows have horns.
Q: What bird can lift heavy objects?
A: a crane.
Q: Why do hummingbirds hum?
A: the forgot the words.
Q: What animal needs oiled?
A: Mice they squeak.
Q: What grows up as it goes down?
A: a duckling.
Q: Why can't you taunt a snake?
A: he has no legs to pull.
Q: what tree is warm?
A: Fir.
Q: What tree is near the sea?
A: BEECH.
Q: What tree is on a calendar?
A: Date.
Q: What tree is Doubled to only 1?
A: Pair
Q: What has only 1 horn and gives milk ?
A: A milk truck
Q: Why doesn't the corn stalk like the farmer?
A: He keeps pulling their ears off
Q: What do Sea monsters like to eat?
A: Fish and ships
Q: What letter of the Alphabet can be painful?
A: "B"
Q: What letter is a part of your face?
A: "I"
Q: What number is not hungary?
A: 8
Q: What year Jumps ?
A: Leap year
Q: Why is an Ocean friendly ?
A: it Waves.
Q: What did the Big rope scold the little rope?
A: it was knotty .
Q: What song do fry pans sing?
A: Home on the Range.
Q: Where do frogs sit?
A: on a toadstool.
Q: What is bad to break even tho you don't touch it?
A: a promise.
Q: What time of day is spelled the same backwards as forward?
A: Noon.
Q: What ten lettered word starts with g-a-s?
A: Automobile.
Q: What type of apple has a short temper?
A: a Crab Apple.
Q: Who never gets their hair wet in showers?
A: a baldman.
Q: What is the difference between Here And There?
A: the letter "T".
Q: What kind of apple is in the fruit family but not an apple?
A: a pineapple.
Q: How can you make seven even?
A: take away the letter S.
Q: What is the difference between a piano and a fish?
A: You can tune a piano but you can not tuna fish.
Q: What kind of beans won't grow in a garden?
A: Jelly Beans.
Q: Where do snowflakes dance?
A: A snow ball.
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