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Q: How does a bee clean up spilled pollen?
A: With a Bloom and Dustpan.
Q: When does a Rocket get Hungry?
A: At Launch Time.
Q: How did the Banana eat her Ice cream?
A: Lickety Split.
Q: How did the knife Flatter the roll?
A: He buttered him up.
Q: Why did the Captain dock his ship next to a barber shop?
A: He needed a Crew cut.
Q: Why is a rock always in shock?
A: It is Petrified.
Q: what starts out battered and ends up flattened?
A: a pancake.
Q: Why do they put fences around graveyards?
A: Because people are just dying to get in.
Q: Do you know how many dead people are in a local cemetery?
A: all of them .
1st Hobo: I just swallowed a big worm
2nd hobo
Hadn't you best take something for it?
1st HOBO: Naw, I just let him starve....
1st Cannibal: Am i late for dinner?
2nd cannibal: YES, Everybody's eaten.
Little boy to a neighbor: If you give us a Quarter my lil' brother will at like a chicken...
Neighbor: Ah, he'll cackle for me will he.
Lil boy: Naw, nothing that silly, He'll just eat worms
Q: What has four wheels and flies?
A: A trash truck.
Q: What worse than finding a worm in an apple you're eating?
A: Finding only 1/2 of the worm.
Q: What do you call a cannibal that eats his Mother's sister?
A: An AUNT eater.
Q: What state is round at the ends and High in the middle?
A: O-HI-O.
Q: Why are rivers rich?
A: The have 2 banks.
Q: What kind of coat has no buttons and is always put on wet?
A: a coat of paint.
Q: What did one eye say to the other?
A: Just between you and me, There's something that smells.
Q: What would happen if you threw a white rock into the Red Sea?
A: it would get wet.
Q: If king midus sits upon Gold what does the Lone Ranger sit upon?
A: (HI-HO) Silver.
Q: What has an eye yet can not see?
A: A needle.
Q: What 2 letters of the alphabet contains nothing?
A: M.T..
Q: What name is spelled out on the calendar when you place the first letters side by side?
A: JASON {July, August, September, October, November}.
Q: What are the 3 female names of the calendar side by side?
A: April, May, June.
Q: What do you call a dirty boy who crosses the street twice?
A: a dirty double crosser.
Q: What is the longest word in the world?
A: Smiles, There's a mile in between.
Q: What did one candle say to the other?
A: Ya going out tonight?.
Q: What did the tablecloth say to the table?
A: Stick 'em up, I have you covered.
Q: How many peas are in a pint?
A: one.
Q: What has no mouth, no teeth, But does have eyes and lives in the ground?
A: a Potato.
Q: Why do Cowboys wanna die with their boots on?
A: They don't wanna stub their toe when they kick the bucket.
Q: What's the biggest Diamond in the world?
A: a Baseball Diamond.
Q: What did the big hand on the watch say to the little hand?
A: I'll be back around in a hour.
Q: What is found in the center of AMERICA AND AUSTRALIA?
A: the letter "R" .
Q: What did the rose say to the forming rose?
A: Hi bud.
Q: What has more lives than a cat?
A: a frog it croaks every night.
Q: What did the adding machine say to the clerk?
A: you can count on me.
Q: Why is your nose like a river?
A: they both run .
Q: Why is your nose like a sink?
A: they both get stopped up.
Q: What is as round as The moon. black & has a hole in the middle?
A: a record.
Q: What scuffles around all day and sits under the bed at night with its tongue hanging out?
A: a shoe.
Q: What word starts with the letter "E: yet only contains on average 1 letter in it?
A: Envelope.
Q: hat did the picture frame say to the wall?
A: First they frame me, Then they hanged me .
Q: What did the big firecracker say to the little firecracker?
A: My pops bigger than yours.
Q:How do you spell a fish using only 3 letters ?
A: C-O-D.
Q: What fruit is most mentioned in history?
A: Dates.
Q: If you spill ink on a letter and mail it what would you have?
A: Blackmail.
Q: What can pass before the sun without making a shadow?
A: The Wind.
Q: What goes 99-thump, 99-thump?
A: CENTIPEDE WITH A WOODEN LEGS.
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